Quote from Malcolm in Cattle Court
Lois: Malcolm, do you know what's going on with Craig? Malcolm: No. Why? Lois: He left this bizarre weepy message on the answering machine. I mean, it's more bizarre and weepy than usual. Did something upset him at work? Malcolm: Oh, right. I think they switched from cylindrical-shape ice cream scoopers to the conical ones. He took it really hard.