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Quote from Reese in Cattle Court

[dream sequence:]
Female Voice: [o.s.] That's him!
Male Voice: [o.s.] He's the murderer!
Reese: What?! No!
Hen: He ate my husband!
Chick: He deep-fried my parents!
Bull: Order! Order in my court. Let's behave like animals, people.
Pig: Your Honor, the defendant is charged with 63,428 counts of murder!
Reese: What?!
Pig: Each count is by the slice!
Reese: It's not my fault you're all so delicious! This isn't fair. Say something.
Chicken: [clucks]
Reese: That's not what you said in the hallway. I didn't do anything wrong!
Pig: Didn't do anything wrong? Your Honor, I'd like to present some evidence. I warn you, these photographs are extremely graphic. [animals groan]
Reese: What? That's just my breakfast. [animals groan] Is anybody else getting hungry?
Pig: Your Honor, the defendant obviously shows no remorse for his crimes.
Bull: I've heard enough. You make me sick to my stomachs. I say he's guilty. How does the jury find?
Sheep: Guilty!
Reese: That's not fair. They're just following you like sheep.
Bull: You have been found guilty by a jury of your food. I sentence you to be lightly seared and served with a Cajun peppercorn sauce.
[Reese wakes up screaming]

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