Lyle: [on phone] There just doesn't seem like there's any reason to go on living. I'm overweight, I don't have any friends. I just- Look, look, this is pointless. I'm just gonna hang up now. No one cares about me.
Reese: Listen, Lyle. I'm as lost as you are. I mean I may not even graduate high school. I'm completely broke. If I disappeared, who would notice? But now I've got a purpose. Maybe you and I were meant to talk today.
Lyle: You mean like like fate?
Reese: Exactly. Maybe life is like a roller coaster, and you only go down so you can have fun coming back up.
Lyle: Maybe. Well, I... I actually feel a little better.
Reese: Now, this is what I want you to do. I want you to walk to the bathroom, and I want to hear you flush those pills down the toilet.
Lyle: [flushing sound] They're gone. I- I did it. [Reese's colleagues cheer] I don't know what to say. Thank you, Reese. Thank you.
Reese: Don't thank me, Lyle. This is all you. You should feel good about yourself for what you did today. You should treat yourself to something really nice. Why don't you take out your credit card and buy a dozen air purifiers.
Lyle: Well, that... That sounds a little expensive.
Reese: I just saved your life and now you're questioning me?!
Lyle: Look, I'm- I'm sorry. I was just saying-
Reese: Every minute I'm talking to you, the price is going up! I want those numbers now, do you hear me?
Lyle: Let me find my wallet.
Carl: [to the supervisor] Just give him the damn TV.