Reese: Hey, if he's not willing to negotiate, we've got no choice. We're going to have to split up. Okay, I'll meet you in Mexico in five years.
Dewey: Wait a minute. What if we do everything on his "To Do" board and then let him out?
Reese: That's brilliant. He couldn't be mad at us if we did all this for him. He's got stuff on here that he's been meaning to do for years. "Change Dewey's diaper."