[After Lois observes a man and a women reading in their living room, she opens the window and sneaks a pink bag into the room. She then dials on her cell phone.]
Heidi's Dad: [answers phone] Hello?
Lois: Hello. This is the Edgewood Hotel. I'm calling to verify a room with a queen-sized bed for tonight.
Heidi's Dad: I'm sorry, there must be some mistake.
Lois: Oh? The reservation was made by Heidi Kaczenski. She also requested a bottle of champagne and the romance package.
Heidi's Dad: I think you'd better cancel that reservation. [hangs up] Heidi! Get in here this minute!
Heidi: Dad, what is so important? I-
Heidi's Dad: You and Scott got a hotel room for tonight?!
Heidi: What?!
Heidi's Dad: That was the hotel calling.
Heidi's Mom: How could you do this to us?!
Heidi: I didn't do anything. I was in my room getting ready for the dance.
Heidi's Dad: You really don't know anything about this?
Heidi: No!
Heidi's Mom: [picks up bag] What's this? [holds up condoms] Oh, my God!
Heidi: That is not mine!
Heidi's Dad: I don't know what the hell you were thinking, but as of right now, you and Scott are through!
Heidi: [groans] I hate you! I hate both of you!
[As Lois crawls away from the window, she accidentally knocks over a plant]
Heidi's Dad: I saw something move. There's somebody out there.
[As Lois runs off the lawn and into the street, she crashes into a boy on a skateboard]
Heidi's Dad: What's going on out here?
Lois: I'll tell you what's going on. I saw this punk peeking in your window.
Jordan: What?!
Heidi's Dad: I can't believe this! Jordan, I thought you were a good kid!
Jordan: But I was just-
Heidi's Dad: You picked the wrong night to mess with me, you little perv! Well, let's see what the police have to say about this.