Mr. Hodges: And the pig was actually wearing lipstick? [chuckles]
Lois: Reese was devastated.
Mr. Hodges: I can just imagine. And- And I don't like it. No, no, no, not one little bit. Now, uh, what is it that you want me to do?
Lois: Look, I know that Reese has not been a model student, and once again, I want to apologize for your tires. And your mailbox. And your lawn fountain. But what those girls did is just cruel, and I need to see them punished.
Mr. Hodges: All right, you let me see what I can find out. Now, these girls are obviously quite clever. I mean, where do you even find a pig? And then we have to get it over to your house, and put makeup on it. Reese was completely blindsided, huh?
Lois: You know what? I have had it. How would you like it if I called the Superintendent and told him all about this?
Mr. Hodges: Great. I'll put him on the speaker phone. [chuckles]