Lois: Unbelievable. I've never witnessed anything like that in my entire life.
Hal: There's no excuse for it.
Lois: How did an immature jerk like that get to be principal of a high school, Hal? How?
Hal: Well, with what they-
Lois: He actually laughed. He couldn't care less that our son is curled up on his bed and completely devastated by this.
Hal: Honey, I think you actually got chunks of cutting board in the salad.
Lois: Well, I happen to be very upset, Hal.
Hal: I'm upset, too. And this principal sounds like a real idiot, but, you've talked to him, and if he's not going to do anything about it, I don't see what else we can do.
Lois: Well, you know what, Hal? That's just unacceptable to me.