Hal: And none of your drunk friends could help you out on this, huh?
Francis: Not at all. Oh, and don't worry, the bank already ran your credit. It's horrible, but all that means is they just crank up the interest rate.
Lois: In what world would you think we would sign that?
Hal: Honey, come here. Let's hear the boy out. You heard him; he needs us.
Lois: Hal, I'm not going to sign anything. We're in enough debt as it is.
Hal: Lois.
Francis: I hate to do this, but can we talk about this later? We really got to get to my A.A. party.
Hal: Of course! I got to tell you, son, I am drunk as a skunk with pride right now.