Quote from Reese in College Recruiters
Lois: Reese, what's wrong? Reese: I got the results of our green card test in this envelope. But I just can't open it! I know I didn't pass. I totally panicked. Lois: Oh, Reese, don't be silly. These tests are for people who aren't living together. Who aren't in love. You have a real marriage. This is no problem. Reese: But, Mom, what if I...? Lois: You'll be fine. This is a mother's promise to her son. [opens envelope] Oh, wow, Reese. I'm so, so sorry. Reese: Quit stalling! How did I do? Lois: The INS is denying Raduca's request for a green card. They're questioning the validity of your marriage. They want her to report to their office tomorrow. You said Raduca had a tail? Reese: Might have a tail! I don't know what the hell is going on back there! I was nervous.