Lois: Reese, I feel just terrible.
Reese: That's it. It's the end of my marriage. The one thing that was going right in my life is ruined.
Lois: No, Reese. Nothing is ruined. If you love this girl, you'll find a way to overcome this obstacle.
Reese: I don't know.
Lois: Remember when I told you you couldn't keep that tarantula? Six months later, what did I find in my salad?
Reese: My tarantula.
Lois: You hung onto it because you loved it. And you love Raduca. We are not going to let the United States government smash her with a shoe. Come on. Let's go tell her we'll figure out a way to work this thing out.
[Lois and Reese walk into the garage:]
Lois: Oh, my God!
Reese: How come your brother doesn't have a waiting period?!