Dewey: For the love of God! We should have left for the airport nine minutes ago!
Malcolm: [to camera] Dewey's in this big-deal piano competition in St. Louis this weekend. It's being held at a huge, fancy hotel. Prominent musicians from all around the world are going to be there. And the best part is, Reese and I don't have to go.
Reese: This is unbelievable! She's leaving us alone in the house for the whole weekend! She's losing it!
Malcolm: Shh. Don't remind her. Be cool.