Photographer: Sorry, pal, you had your chance.
Malcolm: No, you have to take my picture again. Please! I thought I didn't care what people think of me, but I do. I really do!
Photographer: Look, kid, I'm making 20 cents a head, and re-shoots come out of my pocket. That adds up to "I don't give a crap."
Malcolm: Don't blame me that you're a no-talent clown who couldn't even cut it at Sears! I'm not going anywhere until you take my picture!
Photographer: Fine. Let's go. Let's just get rid of some of that shine. [applies make-up then takes photograph]
Malcolm: What did you do?! I look terrible!
Photographer: It looks pretty good to me. But that's just one clown's opinion. Next!