Claire: I hope it wasn't too much trouble cooking for my special diet, Lois. It's been a bit of an adjustment after the doctors took out six feet of my colon. You know what I call it now?
Lois: [quietly] My semicolon.
Claire: [laughs] My semicolon!
Lois: Claire, I really have to go to sleep now.
Claire: Oh, God, I wish I could sleep. I toss and turn all night. I start off on my stomach, then I flip over to my back. No, wait, no. I start on my back... [Lois breaks a plate in half] I flip over to my stomach...