Hal: Hi, honey, sorry I'm late. I had to stop by and pick up this puppy on my way home. Why don't you rub yourself up against this for a while, while I get your foot bath ready. I'm making a small adjustment on the pH, which I think you're going to find especially refreshing.
Lois: Hal, you can forget about all that. I wore my new orthotics today. See? It was miraculous. All the pain and tension disappeared everywhere. It was like once my feet were properly supported, the rest of my body fell in line like a family of ducks.
Hal: Well, how about that? So, I guess Crazy Days have quieted down a little, huh?
Lois: Are you kidding? Today we started After Crazy Day Sale. It was wild. And wouldn't you know, the old blind guy with the pennies was back. He has the most delightful stories about his health. Did you know that men can get yeast infections?
Hal: Imagine that.
Lois: So, honey, you can put all that paraphernalia away. I don't need it anymore. Isn't that wonderful?
Hal: Yeah. I couldn't be happier, hon. [microwave beeps] Shut up.