Abby: Reese? You in here?
Reese: [o.s.] I have a present for you.
Abby: What?
Reese: Something I've never given another girl in my entire life. I hope you like it.
[Reese walks out of the shadows fully naked]
Abby: Reese, what the?! Oh my God, you tied a bow.
Reese: I'm giving you my innocence. I've saved myself for you, Abby. Let's not wait any longer.
Abby: I'm gay.
Reese: What?!
Abby: I like women.
Reese: Are you kidding?
Abby: No. I thought you knew. You dropped your bow.