Reese: There's only two.
Hal: One for me... one for the chef. You are the only person in this family qualified to cook up these babies. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Reese: Mom doesn't get any on her anniversary?
Hal: You didn't hear me. Once in a lifetime. I've had 22 anniversaries. I'm telling your mother I screwed up the reservations and we're having a steak dinner at home. You cook up these next to the prison-grade crap that I'm giving the rest of the family.