Hal: Slow down. You haven't had breakfast yet.
Dewey: Well, if you got me the nicotine gum like I asked, then... [violently coughs]
Lois: You okay?
Hal: Oh, that? That's nothing, Lois. That's just puberty. You know, when a boy's lungs drop. This is how it hits all the men in my family. Hacking cough, dark circles under the eyes, yellowing fingers.