Hattie: And that's why I propose we affiliate ourselves with the Teamsters. They can deliver a benefits package that's quite substantial. It's all spelled out in this literature.
Craig: Well, I think this is a bad idea. Bad, bad, bad!
Lois: Craig, it can't hurt to just listen.
Craig: When Mr. Cochran finds out we're talking union, we'll lose all our perks.
Lois: What perks?
Craig: We get to wear the smocks on our days off. And they're talking about fixing the hand dryer in the men's room.