Quote from Dewey in Motivational Speaker
Dewey: It's not what you think. Lois: Who is she? Dewey: Why does that matter? Lois: Who is she?! Dewey: Mrs. Finnegan. It doesn't mean anything. A couple of weeks ago, I stopped by her house, and she had her iron out. She was just so nice, and there was cake. Lois: Well, it'll be a long time before you get any cake around here. Dewey: I wasn't expecting any. Lois: After everything I've sacrificed for you, all I've done... you come waltzing in here day after day, reeking of her fabric softener. Dewey: Yes. I like fabric softener. Mrs. Finnegan doesn't mind taking a little time to stop the rinse cycle. And maybe it's nice to have someone who's got more to say to me than just, "Clean your room," "Comb your hair", [mumbles indistinctly] Lois: Do you love her?! Dewey: Of course not. It's just snacks. Lois: Oh, you like her snacks? You like filling up on her cookies? You know they're store-bought. Dewey: That's beneath you, Mom.