Quote from Hal in Motivational Speaker
Hal: A motivation seminar. For the whole weekend! Can you believe this? Like I need motivation. Lois: And they just told you about it today? Hal: They claim it was in some "memo" they sent me three months ago. So now, suddenly my job includes weekend seminars and memo-reading. Lois: Can they really force you to go? Hal: Lois, they can make you do anything. Once you sign up for a job in this country, you give away the whole kit and kaboodle. Our weekends, our house, our kids... we don't own any of it. Lois: Okay, everybody, dinner. Hal: This is all just an exercise to remind the little man who's boss. They're just trying to motivate me to keep me in my place, to kill any dreams I might have of ever digging my way out... Oh, my God, it starts at 9:00?