Lois: By the time I came back, there were adult diapers all over the loading dock.
Hal: [laughs] That's wonderful. Oh, I hear a coconut that needs refreshing. One more Beach Frolic coming up. So, go on.
Lois: I'm finished. That's my entire day.
Hal: Mine, too. Huh, how about that? Do you realize that we have never told each other our entire day before?
Lois: That's amazing. I wonder what else I've never told you.
Hal: Think, Lois. I want to know everything.
Lois: I had a pet turtle named Lee Majors. He gave my whole family salmonella.
Hal: I thought I loved you four seconds ago...