Lois: Hal, I am so proud of you for making such a great decision. And such a surprising one. I thought your only choices were life or death. Who would have thought there was a third option?
Hal: People aren't willing to think outside the box. See, the answer was there all the time. Someone just had to see it. Once I found out he was a bird lover, well, it all made sense.
Lois: And everything was at Radio Shack?
Hal: Everything but the hat.
Lois: You know what, Hal? Your solution was so brilliant, would you mind walking me through it one more time, step-by-step, just so I understand it completely?
Hal: Honey, no, it was so exhausting. I don't think I'll talk about it ever again.
Lois: Well, I suppose it's for the best.