Lois: It's been four days, Hal. I've tried to be patient, but this has gone on long enough. You've got to snap out of it. Look, I'll admit you've been resourceful. You've learned to do so many things, and the sex has been interesting, but you can't go on living like this. Don't think I don't know what this is all about, Hal. You're trying to avoid making this decision. This is not going to work. And frankly, this whole thing is beneath you. It's a cowards way out, Hal. [sighs] You think I wouldn't like a paralyzed vacation, everyone waiting on me hand and foot? But you know what? It doesn't work that way. You can't make up ridiculous illnesses just to get out of doing what you don't want to do. Oh, for God's sake, do you have any idea how insane you're acting? I'm just glad that your boys aren't here to see this. Oh, Hal, you changed Jamie's diapers with those feet.