Quote from Craig in Living Will
Malcolm: Let me try something. All right, Craig, listen. I want you to think. I want you to visualize every bully that ever picked on you or beat you up. Really see the look of contempt on their faces as they pounded on you. You got it? Craig: Mm-hmm. Malcolm: Now, picture what they were looking at. Craig: Oh. It's disgusting! [Craig charges at the "human body" the boys had put together: a bag of sausages with arms for the torso, a watermelon for the head, and a pair of plums. After attacking the torso and head, Craig picks up a bat.] Malcolm: Is he going for the plums? Reese: It appears so. Well, he sure won't have to worry about the guy's children coming after him.