Malcolm: Street-luging! Look at those pictures!
Reese: "Police call it the most reckless, dangerous teen craze in years." It says they look back with fondness on the crack epidemic.
Malcolm: We could totally build a board like that! [both turn to Stevie]
Reese: Except we wouldn't. Because our parents wouldn't allow it. So, since we're not doing it, no one has to say anything.
Malcolm: Yes, this sport seems immature, and frankly, I just think it's uncool. Hey, Stevie, look, Pentominos. Why were we bored?