Hal: Wha- Why would your mother buy me pants without a zipper?!
Malcolm: Dad, you have them on backwards.
Hal: Malcolm, I need your help. Our 20th anniversary is coming up, and I've been going crazy trying to think of the perfect gift for your mother. It has got to be something really fantastic, and I've got nothing!
Malcolm: Maybe you're trying too hard. Why don't you just do something simple? You know, get a bottle of champagne, watch a sunset, recite a poem to her.
Hal: So, you just use the genius thing on yourself, is that it, son?