Ted Quote #876
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Zoey: Hey, guys! I appreciate the great turnout, but just so we're all on the same page, this is not a rally to legalize marijuana.
Man: Oh, bummer!
Ted: Hey.
Zoey: Hey, Ted. I'm so glad you came.
Ted: Well, you really got to me the other night. I want to get involved with "Save The Arcadian."
Zoey: Great. I'll grab you a picket sign. Do you want "GNB puts the douche in fiduciary.."" ...or "It's always 4:20 somewhere"? Dudes, you forgot your signs!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".