Ted Quote #873
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Ted: Look, we all change a little for whoever we're into. Barney pretended to be a rabbi to get laid.
Barney: Asian girls love them some Jews.
Ted: And Marshall never would've listened to The Indigo Girls if it weren't for Lily.
Lily: Um, I think you got that backwards there, Chief.
Marshall: And you're welcome.
Ted: The point is, you weren't pretending to like the Indigo Girls for the other person. You realized you liked them
because of the other person. Just like me, Zoey and The Arcadian.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
Quote from Barney
Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
Quote from Barney
Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".