Marshall Quote #730
Quote from Marshall in Architect of Destruction
Lily: [on the phone] Then he gets this panicked look on his face, says, "I can't do this," and storms out.
Robin: Wow, that is weird.
Lily: But here's the crazier part.
[flashback to Marshall and Lily arguing:]
Marshall: No. You know what? Papa don't back down from a fight. So why don't you tell Robin... about this!
[present:]
Lily: It was amazing. He was passionate, animalistic, a complete stud.
Robin: Wow. So he's right there making you say all this, huh?
Lily: Yup. "'You're like a Greek god,' I moaned, as the..." I can't read that, baby.
Marshall: "Musky scent of man."
Lily: "As the musky scent of man and Marshall's sure-footed traction intoxicated and overpowered me."
Robin: That sounds real.
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Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".