Barney Quote #1964
Quote from Barney in No Questions Asked
Marshall: But that wasn't the time I meant. This was last fall.
[flashback:]
Marshall: Hey, I got here as fast as I could. Are you okay?
Barney: Yeah, fine. These quacks said I was "unfit" to leave on my own. Blah, blah, blah. "Danger to myself. Blah, blah, blah. Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my act..." I need you to sign me out.
Marshall: What the hell happened?
Barney: Ah-ah. I said no questions asked.
Marshall: Star, clover, horseshoe. Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items?
Barney: No questions asked. Now, come on, let's hit the bar, I'm buying. I won $50 from a little Irish guy on a dare.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.