Quote from Barney in No Questions Asked
Marshall: But that wasn't the time I meant. This was last fall. [flashback:] Marshall: Hey, I got here as fast as I could. Are you okay? Barney: Yeah, fine. These quacks said I was "unfit" to leave on my own. Blah, blah, blah. "Danger to myself. Blah, blah, blah. Whoever signs me out is legally responsible for my act..." I need you to sign me out. Marshall: What the hell happened? Barney: Ah-ah. I said no questions asked. Marshall: Star, clover, horseshoe. Barney, did you swallow real versions of all the Lucky Charms items? Barney: No questions asked. Now, come on, let's hit the bar, I'm buying. I won $50 from a little Irish guy on a dare.