Lily Quote #727
Quote from Lily in No Questions Asked
Marshall: [answers phone] Hi, baby.
Lily: You are never gonna believe this, but... Hey, someone sent me a text.
Ted: Lily, stop.
Lily: Why?
Ted: Because... Because...
Future Ted: [v.o.] And that's when I realized that the answer had been there all along.
Ted: Throw your phone on the ground, smash it with your foot.
Lily: What? No. Why would I?
Ted: I need you to do this, no questions asked. You owe me a "no questions asked."
[flashback:]
Ted: [on the phone] Hey, Lil. What's...?
Lily: Ted, I need you to come to my classroom with two dozen cupcakes and a box cutter. No questions asked.
[later, Ted arrives in Lily's classroom to find her tied to chair as a bunch of kids circle her.]
Ted: Lily? I brought the... Oh, my God.
Lily: Ted, put the cupcakes at the feet of their leader, then cut me loose. Don't make eye contact.
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Barney: Hey, good news. We're all set for the dove release.
Robin: What?
Barney: When we leave the church, they're gonna release 100 doves. It's going to be avi-wait-for-it-ary. Aviary.
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Robin: Let's prove that we believe in marriage by working together to help Marshall hide something from his wife. First, we take position in the lobby.
Barney: Then, you cause a distraction.
Robin: Then you send in a trained dove to grab Lily's phone.
Barney: The dove drops the phone into your hand, you delete the text and toss it back on the counter.
Robin: Wait. It's absolutely insane... how foolproof this plan is.
Barney: Sometimes it's best to just go simple.
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Ted: [chokes] Why do you have a gun? Why do you always have a gun?
Robin: Where's Lily?
Ted: She went up 20 minutes ago.
Robin: You're kidding.
Barney: Courtney Dove, no. I already lost Kurt Coo-bain, I can't lose you as well.