Lily Quote #681
Quote from Lily in Something New
Marshall: [on the phone] Hey, Mom, it's Marshall.
Judy: If you're moving to Rome, I at least need to see my grandson before you go!
Marshall: Of course, and that is why we would love for you to come visit us for a week.
Lily: No. The place will be all packed up.
Marshall: Oh, oh, uh, okay, hey, Mom, better idea. How about we all come visit you for a week?
Lily: I can't go to Minnesota for a week. I have a job.
Marshall: Okay, Mom, here's the plan. Um, Lily has to work, so Marvin and I will come visit you for a whole week, and I-I'll see if I can get a last-minute flight.
Lily: You are going to take my infant son away from me for a whole week?
[later, as she downs a drink at MacLaren's:]
Lily: Whoo!
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Something New’ Quotes
Quote from Lily
Lily: So, what do you want to do tonight? Drink ourselves blind, set a car on fire? Ooh, watch a movie that doesn't start with a desk lamp jumping on top of a capital "I"? I'm all yours, Teddy Westside.
Ted: Actually, tonight it's Teddy Westchester. Got to head up to the house, take care of some stuff.
Lily: Oh, yeah, how's the restoration going?
Ted: Actually, done.
Lily: You finished the house? Well, I want to see it
Ted: Marshall already canceled the cable, huh?
Lily: And the Wi-Fi. It's like Little House on the Freaking Prairie up there.
Quote from Lily
Ted: They're happy. And I'm happy for them. I want them to have an amazing life together. I just... I just think it would be best for everyone if I wasn't around for it.
Lily: Did something happen recently between you and Robin?
Ted: No.
Lily: Where's the poop, Ted?
Quote from Barney
Barney: El Piramide. The first cigar we ever smoked together.
Robin: Aw, Barney.
Krirsten: Excuse me. Hi. Could you not? Thanks.
Robin: Uh, dude, I'm not gonna light 'em up in here. I'm just looking at 'em.
Krirsten: Right, but even when they're unlit, the smell, it's very...
Calvin: Pungent.
Krirsten: Exactly. Thank you. It's a very pungent smell. So, could you not? Thanks.
Robin: Okay.
Calvin: I'm sorry, can you also put the bag away? It-It's just really unappetizing to look at.
Barney: You're unappetizing to look at.
Robin: You know what? Um, I'll put them away, okay? Enjoy your night.
Calvin: We'll try.
Robin: Did those two just become our archenemies?
Barney: No, Robin, they've always been our archenemies. They've only just revealed themselves.