Barney Quote #1809
Quote from Barney in P.S. I Love You
Barney: Now, uh, who's the guy?
Robin: I'm not telling you until you admit that this can happen to anybody.
Barney: I'm not admitting that.
Robin: Fine. Forget it. I'm not telling you.
Barney: Fine. Forgotten.
[cut to Barney, using Ted's power drill, to break into Robin's apartment, where he finds her journal]
[flashback to Robin as a teenager writing in her journal:]
Robin: [writing] You are so beautiful. Why can't you see me? Someday, I'll make you see me, and we'll be together. P.S. I love you. [echoes] P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you. P.S. I love you.
[present:]
Barney: [inner monologue] This is ridiculous ["re-dick-ulous"]. Who cares who she was obsessed with? What, am I gonna go to Canada and track this guy down?
[cut to an airplane taking off]
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Quote from Robin
[on "Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes":]
Announcer: Sparkles's hit records "Let's Go to the Mall' and "Sandcastles in the Sand" both went maple, with "Mall" eventually going double maple.
Luc Robitaille: I've never admitted this till now, but before a big game, I'd listen to "Sand Castles in the Sand" and get a good cry on. I'm not ashamed.
Announcer: But after endless touring, Robin started to crack.
Robin: [1996 interview] Who doesn't love the mall? Shopping with your friends and... I can't do this. Get this out of my face, please. Thank you. Pardon me. Thanks. Sorry.
Quote from Ted
Ted: Look, there's a fine line between love and insanity. It's the Dobler-Dahmer theory.
[Lily and Barney groan]
Marshall: Damn, I always forget the little one.
Ted: If both people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works. Like Lloyd Dobler holding up the boom box outside Diane Court's window in Say Anything. But if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial-killer crazy, or Dahmer.
Quote from Barney
Barney: So are you the one that Robin stalked?
Simon: Oh, that story goes back to the 1996 Grey Cup.
Barney: What in God's name is that?
Simon: Only Canada's Super Bowl. Didn't you ever see Robin Sparkles: Underneath the Tunes on MuchMusic?
Barney: Again, I have to go with, "What in God's name is that?"
Simon: It's only Canada's VH1's Behind the Music. There's one all about Robin Sparkles. Tells you the whole story from "A" to zed.
[Barney gets up and then runs out of Tim Hortons]