Barney Quote #1778
Quote from Barney in The Over-Correction
Barney: Yes, it is. These are all the tricks I used to get women to sleep with me.
Patrice: What do you mean, tricks?
Barney: Like... "The Two Can Play at That Game."
[title card: "The Two Can Play at That Game":]
Woman: Can I help you?
Barney: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but... My wife is having an affair with your husband. I even found a list of every dirty way they've enjoyed each others' bodies. I wish there was some way we could get back at them.
Woman: There is. We can kill them. [laughs]
[Barney goes across the hall and knocks on another apartment:]
Barney: I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this...
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘The Over-Correction’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Robin: She can't see that Barney is using her, and it breaks my heart. You know, I love Patrice. We're like sisters.
Ted: You've never gotten through even one exchange without screaming at her.
Robin: Sisters fight, Ted! But the bond is always there.
Quote from Robin
Ted: And where's the worst abuser of my generosity, Barney? Or should I say, "Borrow-ney"?
Marshall: You should never say that. And I think he's out with Patrice.
Robin: Ugh, Patrice? That's still happening?
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember Patrice. She worked with your Aunt Robin.
[flashback:]
Patrice: Robin! You left your purse at the vending machine, and some guy tried to steal it! I fought him off, but I think I dislocated my shoulder.
Robin: You scratched the leather! Oh! Can't you do anything right, Patrice?!
Quote from Robin
Robin: Barney is not who you think he is.
Patrice: What do you mean?
Robin: Well, he has a book of plays he uses to trick women into sleeping with him.
Patrice: Oh, no way, Barney's my honey bear.
Robin: Actually, one of his plays is called The Honey Bear. He dresses up like Winnie the Pooh, and the next thing you know, his hand's stuck in your pot.
Patrice: Robin, you're a doll for worrying about me, but that doesn't sound at all like my Barney.
Robin: Why won't you let me help you, Patrice?!