Quote from Robin in The Over-Correction
Ted: And where's the worst abuser of my generosity, Barney? Or should I say, "Borrow-ney"? Marshall: You should never say that. And I think he's out with Patrice. Robin: Ugh, Patrice? That's still happening? Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, you remember Patrice. She worked with your Aunt Robin. [flashback:] Patrice: Robin! You left your purse at the vending machine, and some guy tried to steal it! I fought him off, but I think I dislocated my shoulder. Robin: You scratched the leather! Oh! Can't you do anything right, Patrice?!