Marshall Quote #992

Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent

Marshall: [clears throat] Contestants, here's how the game works. Lily will spin that wheel. Not yet. When it lands on a parenting issue, you'll each describe how you would handle it with Marvin. The contestant with the highest score gets to be his godparent. Ready to play? Great. Lily, spin that wheel! [silence] Okay, now, see, um, enthusiasm will factor into your scores. So, I say again: Lily, spin...
All: Spin that wheel!

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