Ted Quote #1161
Quote from Ted in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Future Ted: [v.o.] And for the first time in almost half a year, Lily and Marshall closed down MacLaren's.
Ted: Anyway, Victoria's dad and I are working out a payment plan with a very reasonable interest rate.
[later]
Robin: At least, Nick's cycle is fuel-efficient. We're getting, like, 30, 35 miles to the cob.
Lily: Really?
Robin: Yeah.
Barney: You know, I should've told you about that six and a half sooner. Barney Stinson banging
anything less than an eight? That's like a 15.
Future Ted: [v.o.] And it was a great night. Until...
[Ted, Barney and Robin wake in Marshall and Lily's apartment when the baby starts crying at 5:13 am]
Ted: [to Lily and Marshall] Go back to bed. We got this.
[As Ted and Robin go into the nursery to check on Marvin, Barney leaves]
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