Marshall Quote #991
Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: And then I thought what do you do if you got a wife who won't stop crying, three idiots who won't stop bribing you, and a universally beloved skill for gamesmanship? You take a bunch of guardianship scenarios, throw them on a wheel, buy your wife an expensive dress so she'll participate.
Lily: I'm pretty again.
Marshall: Bottom line is I just wanted to make the idea of me and Lily dying...
Lily: [sighs]
Marshall: fun. Now, if you'll step behind your podiums, we'll get started.
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