Lily Quote #617
Quote from Lily in Who Wants To Be A Godparent
Marshall: Anyway, then we got to the section about picking a guardian.
[flashback:]
Marshall: Sometimes couples choose one of their parents as a guardian. That makes it simple. My mom.
Lily: Your mom?
Marshall: What's wrong with my mom?
Lily: Are you... [fast-forward]
Marshall: Fine. All right. Marvin won't go to my loving mother. But he's got to go to somebody.
Lily: Fine. What about my mom?
Marshall: Your mom?
Lily: Um, excuse... [fast-forward] Fine. Not my mom. What about my dad?
Marshall: Your dad? [the shortest of fast-fowards]
Lily: Okay, yeah, he's out.
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