Marshall Quote #988

Quote from Marshall in Who Wants To Be A Godparent

Marshall: Oh, geez. It is so nice to be out in the fresh air. You smell that? That's the smell of urine that isn't Marvin's.
Lily: Oh, God, I miss that smell. You know, I thought we'd spend the whole time worrying about Marvin, but it's actually nice to be out in the world, living life.
[As they step out into the street, Marshall and Lily almost get knocked down by a cab]
Lily: [gasps] Death is all around us.
Marshall: Wow, that urine smell just got a lot stronger.

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