Ted Quote #1122
Quote from Ted in Good Crazy
Goth woman: I gaze out into the world and all I see is an icy place where dreams die. Ooh, lasagna.
[Ted suddenly sees Robin instead]
Robin: How's it goin', Ted?
Ted: What? No! What- Wha- Why?
Robin: Remember? I made lasagna that one time.
Ted: That's all it takes? It wasn't even lasagna. You took your botched kugel and poured tomato sauce on it.
Robin: I didn't say it was good lasagna. By the way, what are you doing with this girl? With tattoos all up and down her arms and everywhere else. Hello. Good gravy. Does that dragon's tail go all the way down to her... Oh, yes, it does.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Good Crazy’ Quotes
Quote from Barney
Barney: No, I'm thinking of something much more traditional: online dating.
Ted: Yeah. No, thanks.
Barney: Come on, Ted, it's 2012. What do you expect, to meet some cute travel agent when you're readin' a newspaper at a bookstore? None of those things exist anymore.
Quote from Barney
Marshall: Lily's right. I've been acting crazy.
Barney: Nah, it's okay, bro. I mean, yeah, you've been a little crazy. But it comes from love. It's the same kind of crazy that makes a man offer his stripper girlfriend over half a million dollars of government bailout money not to rub up on other guys' junk. It's good crazy.
Quote from Barney
Barney: You know, it's funny. You tell the average guy you're dating a stripper, he thinks it's awesome. Heck, you tell your mom, she high-fives you so fast, she doesn't even take off her oven mitts. But if they had any idea
how difficult it is - the jealousy, the insecurity - those high fives would be high fives of condolence.
Ted: Barney, condolence high fives are not a thing.
Barney: They're a thing.
[flashback to Barney at work:]
Barney: I'm afraid we're gonna have to let you go. Up top.