Ted Quote #983

Quote from Ted in Challenge Accepted

[flashback to Ted running into Zoey:]
Ted: Well, I can tell you're really busy so I should... I'll let you go.
Zoey: Hey, you want to get coffee sometime?
[present:]
Robin: You know "coffee" is code for "I want to get back together"?
Ted: At first I wasn't sure, but then, she said something that got me thinking.
[flashback:]
Zoey: I want to get back together.
[present:]
Barney & Robin: Urgh.
Ted: Don't worry, we're not. I just, I feel bad Zoey's having such a hard time.
Barney: You know what might make you feel better, buddy?
Ted: I'm not letting you press the button.
Barney: I want to press it!

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 ‘Challenge Accepted’ Quotes

Quote from Future Ted

Ted: [to elderly woman] Excuse me. Can you give this to the blonde sitting alone in there and tell her Ted's really sorry? Also... Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater. Half a cup a week is more than enough.
[Ted, Robin and Barney watch as the woman enters the cafe, walks right past Zoey and gives the flower to a different blonde woman. As the woman smiles at Ted, he awkwardly waves back.]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids... that's how I met your mother. Psych. It was just some chick.

Quote from Barney

Ted: There's so many decisions to be made. What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?
Barney: Not possible. Your building is new. And I have one rule. New is always better.
Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different.
Barney: Ah, but "new is always better" is my oldest rule, which makes it the best.

Quote from Barney

Robin: [to Ted] Mr. Architect, big day for you tomorrow, huh?
Barney: Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. That is going to be legend... wait for it... dary adjacent. Legendary adjacent!