Future Ted Quote #172
Quote from Future Ted in Challenge Accepted
Ted: [to elderly woman] Excuse me. Can you give this to the blonde sitting alone in there and tell her Ted's really sorry? Also... Indirect sunlight. Don't overwater. Half a cup a week is more than enough.
[Ted, Robin and Barney watch as the woman enters the cafe, walks right past Zoey and gives the flower to a different blonde woman. As the woman smiles at Ted, he awkwardly waves back.]
Future Ted: [v.o.] And kids... that's how I met your mother. Psych. It was just some chick.
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Quote from Barney
Ted: There's so many decisions to be made. What if I make all the wrong ones and my building just sucks?
Barney: Not possible. Your building is new. And I have one rule. New is always better.
Ted: You can't keep saying you have one rule if they're always different.
Barney: Ah, but "new is always better" is my oldest rule, which makes it the best.
Quote from Barney
Robin: [to Ted] Mr. Architect, big day for you tomorrow, huh?
Barney: Yeah, getting to stand next to me while I press the button. That is going to be legend... wait for it... dary adjacent. Legendary adjacent!
Quote from Ted
Barney: Why would Ted get back together with Zoey? He's doing great.
Robin: Well, after a breakup, we all think we're doing great. I guess sometimes the tiniest trigger can unravel you and send you crawling right back.
Barney: No, I refuse to believe that Ted is getting back with Zoey because of lightbulbs.
Robin: Uh, Ted's gone back for less.
[flashback to Ted in the kitchen as he runs out of squirty cream:]
Ted: Hi, Natalie. You want to get coffee sometime?
[flashback to a hideously sunburnt Ted struggling to apply lotion to himself:]
Ted: Bro.
Barney: Ted, I only have one rule.
Ted: But I can't reach the worst part. [on the phone] Hi, Karen. Want to get coffee sometime?
[flashback to Ted watching TV:]
Announcer: [on TV] Coming up next, our two local pandas, Ming Ming and Bao Bao, are expecting a baby.
Ted: Robin, you want to get coffee sometime...?
Robin: [blows raspberry] Get it together, bro.