Robin Quote #572
[flashback to the gang at MacLaren's where Zoey introduces Ted to her cousin:]
Zoey: Ted, this is my cousin...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, to be honest, I don't quite remember this girl's name. None of us do, because as this story
has been told and retold, we've always just referred to her as...
Honey: Honey.
Ted: Hi, Honey, I'm Ted.
Future Ted: And here's why.
[present, Robin on the phone to Marshall:]
Robin: She is a lovely person... warm, intelligent, just kind of gullible. It's like, every word out of her mouth makes you want to be like, "Oh, honey".
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Oh Honey’ Quotes
Quote from Marshall
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, after Uncle Marshall lost his father, he decided to stay home a while to take care of his mother. But the longer he stayed there, the more it was like he had never left Minnesota.
Marshall: [answering phone] Eriksen residence, Marshall speaking.
Robin: Oh, that is too cute. Say it again.
Marshall: No. It's called manners, jerk. Now, what's... What's going on in New York? Give me something.
Quote from Barney
Barney: [on the phone] Hey, Marshall.
Marshall: Barney. W... what number is this?
Barney: I'm up on burners, playa. Too many crazies had my old number, so now I'm all about disposable cell phones. I'll use one for a while, have my fun, then dump it and get a new one. And then I'll do the same with my phone.
Quote from Marshall
[Robin is on the phone with Marshall, telling him about Zoey's cousin Honey:]
Honey: My apartment building is so safe. My landlord he even installed a security camera in my shower.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: I just had a great TV audition. Behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekends.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Long story short, I'm going to be on Lost.
Marshall: Oh, honey.