Robin Quote #572

Quote from Robin in Oh Honey

[flashback to the gang at MacLaren's where Zoey introduces Ted to her cousin:]
Zoey: Ted, this is my cousin...
Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, to be honest, I don't quite remember this girl's name. None of us do, because as this story
has been told and retold, we've always just referred to her as...
Honey: Honey.
Ted: Hi, Honey, I'm Ted.
Future Ted: And here's why.
[present, Robin on the phone to Marshall:]
Robin: She is a lovely person... warm, intelligent, just kind of gullible. It's like, every word out of her mouth makes you want to be like, "Oh, honey".


 ‘Oh Honey’ Quotes

Quote from Marshall

Future Ted: [v.o.] Kids, after Uncle Marshall lost his father, he decided to stay home a while to take care of his mother. But the longer he stayed there, the more it was like he had never left Minnesota.
Marshall: [answering phone] Eriksen residence, Marshall speaking.
Robin: Oh, that is too cute. Say it again.
Marshall: No. It's called manners, jerk. Now, what's... What's going on in New York? Give me something.

Quote from Barney

Barney: [on the phone] Hey, Marshall.
Marshall: Barney. W... what number is this?
Barney: I'm up on burners, playa. Too many crazies had my old number, so now I'm all about disposable cell phones. I'll use one for a while, have my fun, then dump it and get a new one. And then I'll do the same with my phone.

Quote from Marshall

[Robin is on the phone with Marshall, telling him about Zoey's cousin Honey:]
Honey: My apartment building is so safe. My landlord he even installed a security camera in my shower.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: I just had a great TV audition. Behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekends.
Marshall: Oh, honey.
Honey: Long story short, I'm going to be on Lost.
Marshall: Oh, honey.