Robin Quote #560
[flashback to Robin in a conference at work:]
Robin: And we can explore how those policy changes will affect Iraq.
Sandy Rivers: Yes. We definitely had sex.
Robin: We did not have sex.
Sandy Rivers: Then why do I remember you?
Robin: I don't know, maybe because I'm a smart, talented, professional.
Sandy Rivers: No, none of those. Oh, I remember. We didn't have sex.
Robin: Thank you.
Sandy Rivers: You're the girl who did the report on the carriage driver and slipped and fell in horse poop...
Robin: We did have sex.
Sandy Rivers: Oh, I... I remember now. Gregory, do me a favor.
[They all watch the clip of Robin falling in horse poop]
[present:]
Robin: And now everyone calls me Scherpoopie. It's not funny.
How I Met Your Mother Quotes
‘Bad News’ Quotes
Quote from Robin
Ted: Oh, God. What did they find?
Robin: [sighs] Everything.
[The World Wide News employees watch a montage of Robin's most embarrassing moments: "Let's go to the Mall", Robin saying "I'm a dirty, dirty girl" on air, Robin vomiting on air, Robin with horrendous make-up on air, Robin hosting a crazy Japanese news program, Robin's TV commercial for adult incontinence, "Sandcastles in the Sand" music video, Space Teens]
Robin: They even found the video of me getting attacked by an owl.
Ted: You got attacked by an owl?
Robin: I did not get attacked by an owl.
Quote from Marshall
Marshall: And so, now, I'm just scared that we won't be able to give you a grandchild.
Marvin Sr.: Aw, Marshall. We don't care about that one bit. And if you guys want kids, there are other ways. Adoption. Maybe you have a good friend who could loan you some sperm?
[Marshall thinks about Ted and Barney]
Marshall: Maybe adoption.
Marvin Sr.: What I'm saying is, we love you no matter what. Now, why don't you pretend you're in high school, get back in that bathroom, and "blow dry your hair".
Marshall: Wait, you knew?
Judy: We didn't have a hair dryer, dear.
Quote from Barney
[flashback to Lily's appointment with Dr. Stangel:]
Dr. Stangel: We'll look at all the factors that contribute to fertility: dietary, environmental, genetic. But first, Ms. Aldrin, do you have any questions for me?
Lily: Just one, "Dr. Stangel". Where'd you get the beard?
Dr. Stangel: Well, m... my mother's Armenian.
[present:]
Marshall: Lily, I've been with Barney since 9:00 a.m. Between the sexual harassment seminar all morning and the secretary beauty pageant all afternoon, he hasn't left my sight.
Lily: Wait, so you weren't wearing a fake beard and examining girl parts all day?
Barney: Not today I wasn't.