Barney Quote #1315

Quote from Barney in False Positive

Ted: Uh, has it ever occurred to you to give some of this to charity?
Barney: Charity? You're seriously talking to me about charity, dude? I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over-30s, I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.


 ‘False Positive’ Quotes

Quote from Barney

Future Ted: [v.o.] The next hour got pretty weird.
Barney: Velour tracksuits!
Marshall: Velour is so comfortable.
Lily: These are so soft!
Barney: Remote control helicopters!
Barney: Condoms!
Barney: And last but not least, there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... a strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You are gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!

Quote from Barney

Barney: Hi there. We've had a lot of fun tonight. But on a more serious note, this is the time of year when we remember the importance of giving. And there's no greater gift than the gift of booty. So this holiday season, why not bang someone in need? I'm Barney Stinson, and that's... one to grow on.
Woman: Um, no.
Barney: Hi there. You know, we've had a lot of fun tonight...

Quote from Robin

Robin: So now because of that incident, Heads or Tails is looking for a new... "currency rotation specialist."
Ted: You mean "coin flip bimbo"?
Robin: They're not bimbos.
Ted: You auditioned, didn't you?
[flashback to Robin flipping a coin in front of Alex Trebek, who has a band-aid over one eye:]
Alex Trebek: And you're Canadian?
Robin: Mm-hmm.
Alex Trebek: Robin, aside from that coin, this is the other thing that's flipping right now. What is my lid for you?