Quote from Barney in False Positive
Future Ted: [v.o.] The next hour got pretty weird. Barney: Velour tracksuits! Marshall: Velour is so comfortable. Lily: These are so soft! Barney: Remote control helicopters! Barney: Condoms! Barney: And last but not least, there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to... a strip club! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You are gonna give me a lap dance! Everybody gets a lap dance!