Ted Quote #869
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
Ted: We wound up talking for hours.
[flashback to Ted and Zoey sitting on the curb opposite The Arcadian:]
Zoey: I love how old parts of the city are. It makes me feel connected to history.
Ted: Old is always better. I can't wait to be old.
Zoey: Me, too. You can wear elastic everything. Your lipstick doesn't have to stay inside the lines.
Ted: You can shoplift and pretend you're just confused.
Zoey: You could nap anywhere.
Ted: Uh-huh.
Zoey: Even while driving. It's gonna be great. I can't wait to be all run-down and weathered and wrinkly.
Ted: Well, I'd say you got a pretty long wait.
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".