Ted Quote #868
Quote from Ted in Architect of Destruction
[flashback to Ted on the street admiring The Arcadian:]
Zoey: Beautiful building, right?
Ted: Look, mister, you are very convincing, and I am very flattered. Confused, even. But I'm not looking...
Zoey: I'm not a drag queen. But you definitely have me rethinking this eye shadow.
[present:]
Ted: Not only is she funny, hot and genetically female, but get this...
[flashback:]
Zoey: Look at the Palladian windows, the rusticated stonework, the marble cornices...
[present:]
Ted: She's an architecture nerd! A hot architecture nerd! That's the dream!
Barney: Whose dream?
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‘Architect of Destruction’ Quotes
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Barney: Ted, I know you love crap old stuff no one cares about. But I'm gonna give yo. four words to live by. New is always better.
Ted: New is always better?
Barney: You know who's a million times hotter than the hottest girl I've ever slept with? Her okay-looking friend
I haven't seen naked. Why? Because new is always better.
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Barney: Dude. Working together is gonna be legen... Wait for it. I'll send you an inter-office memo with the rest 'cause we freakin' work together!
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Ted: I'm sorry. I can't do this if it means tearing down The Arcadian. It's an architectural landmark. Plus, people live there. How does GNB plan to get hundreds of residents to just up and leave?
Barney: Snakes.
Ted: Did you just say "snakes"?
Barney: I don't recall saying "snakes".